Titanic

Ingat film Titanic ? Salah satu adegan yang menarik ketika sang cowo melihat si cewenya mau melompat... ini ada beberapa versi mengenai "jump" yang bisa dikutip...

Versi asli, Titanic Version (versi setia sampe mate): You jump... I jump!

Versi Ngajak-ngajak : I want to jump... anybody else want to jump?

Versi Pemimpin : I jump... all of you jump after me!

Versi Pengikut : We will jump after you jump.

Versi Penakut : You jump... tell me if it is ok... then I'll jump.

Versi Ogah-ogahan : I've already jumped last time... now it is your turn to jump.

Versi Iklan : You should jump because every celebrities and famous people jump.

Versi Programmer : If (you.jump()) then (I.jump())

Versi Logika Implikasi : If you jump then I jump that means if you don't jump I might still jump.

Versi Nggak Percayaan : You jump.... are you sure you want to jump ? No kidding ? Promise ?

Versi Penjudi : We'll throw a coin if it is head I jump... if it is tail you jump.

Versi Tarzan Baru Kenalan Dengan Jane : "You Jump, Me Tarzan."

Versi Forest Gump : "My name is Jump, Forest Jump."

Versi Sinetron Catatan si Boy : "Kamu sangat ke-jump, Boy!"

Versi 007 : "My name is Bond, Jump's Bond."

Versi Waktu : "Jump sabaraha?" "Jump dalapan kurang sapuluh."

Versi Buah-buahan : Jump-bu Monyet, Jump-bu Klutuk, Jump-bu Batu, dan jump-bu - jump-bu lainnya.

Versi Betawi : ini Aye Abang............Jump-ang!

Versi Korban Tindak Kekerasan : Tolooongggggggg............. jump bret!!!!!!

Versi Dukun Santet : Nich gue kasih jump-e jump-e ...biar selamet dunie akherat!!!

Versi Wiraswasta Gendong-gendong : Mau jump-u apa mas.... galian singset apa galian kabel.......?

Versi pedagang Kaki Lima : Di-jump-in tidak luntur ..? Luntur tidak di-jump-in...!!!

Versi Kasmaran : Hai say... kagak jump-e elu satu hari aje gue bisa jump-alitan

Versi ni halak Batak : Unang marbadai alani Jump-ar ( baca : Jambar... ) hehehe...... ido kan........


http://www.hkbpchurch.org/kumpulan_Cerita/HUMOR/titanic.htm